Isn't this the perfect follow up to my previous post? I bought the OhMyBod when it first came out. As someone who's life and career are rather heavily dependent on the doings of Apple Inc., it seemed fitting that my masturbatory habits got thrown in there too. Plus, I loved how technology and music and sex were all combined in one object.
The Naughtinano is smaller than the OhMiBod, but the curvy silhouette and velvety finish more than make up for it. Plus, if you want to wank in silence, you can switch out to the battery operated cap with seven different pulsing vibrations, so you can groove to their pre-established beats.
As you can guess, the key here is the right kind of music and if there is one other nocturnal pastime I love more than getting off, it would be making mix tapes (I mean CDs, um I mean playlists).
I had my very first orgasm while listening to Depeche Mode's Never Let Me Down on my Walkman, so of course this was going to be the first track I tested out. Not bad at all. I have a lot of dance music and that predictably did the trick. My hips would start rocking to the beat complimenting the pulsing in my pussy:
But I wanted to change it up:
They recommend setting the volume to about 75%. I found myself pushing it up to about 80%. Be careful, the louder it is, the stronger it is and I'm just a few orgasms away from tinnitus as it is.
The Naughtinano is smaller than the OhMiBod, but the curvy silhouette and velvety finish more than make up for it. Plus, if you want to wank in silence, you can switch out to the battery operated cap with seven different pulsing vibrations, so you can groove to their pre-established beats.
As you can guess, the key here is the right kind of music and if there is one other nocturnal pastime I love more than getting off, it would be making mix tapes (I mean CDs, um I mean playlists).
I had my very first orgasm while listening to Depeche Mode's Never Let Me Down on my Walkman, so of course this was going to be the first track I tested out. Not bad at all. I have a lot of dance music and that predictably did the trick. My hips would start rocking to the beat complimenting the pulsing in my pussy:
> Around the World by Daft Punk
> Radio by the Avalanches
> My Love by Justin Timberlake (Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso remix) This one was nice because there was a continuous vibration that ebbed and flowed, plus a pulsing beat on top.
> Anything by The Chemical Brothers
But I wanted to change it up:
> Paper Planes by M.I.A. is worth the wait for the chorus.
> Cars by Gary Numan is almost perfect.
> Mansard Roof by Vampire Weekend was a delightful surprise.
> Let Me Borrow That Top by Kelly is kind of great, but it's the most hilarious song to try to masturbate to.
> We Got the Beat by The Go-Go's was not as good as I was anticipating.
They recommend setting the volume to about 75%. I found myself pushing it up to about 80%. Be careful, the louder it is, the stronger it is and I'm just a few orgasms away from tinnitus as it is.
You can also download pre-made playlists from iTunes, but that's no fun! And fun is exactly what it is! I never laughed so much while masturbating. Plus, it's so fantastic to have your favorite song blend so perfectly with your body. You know when you're at a concert and you're standing so close to the speakers you can feel the beat through your entire body? It's like that, but in your cunt. Nice.
I also love the idea of someone making a playlist for me. Yeah, I know, it's kind of High Fidelity, but how hot would it be to craft a CD based entirely on making someone come? Right?
They just need a wireless version.
They just need a wireless version.
