Toy Review: Ballsy Supercock

I have four dildos. Why do I need another one? Because I do, alright. I just do. Like the real, warm blooded one all fake dicks are a little bit different and have their own personality and one just isn't enough. The Ballsy Supercock is the newest addition to the family. It's shiny, black and long ( 7" x 1-3/4") and a lot vein-ier than my other ones, which was a nice touch.

It's also stinky! I've gotten used to the pricier silicone and Vixskin dildos so when I opened the package that blast of chemical smell hit me like a ton of bricks. I washed it a few times and left it out to air for a few days and the smell eventually died down somewhat.

I tend to be rather rough with my dildos. I'm not very gentle with myself and maybe because I didn't invest $100+ on it I was a little rougher than usual. I like a dildo with balls. I like feeling that extra slap against my asshole and it gives me something to hold on to. I turn it around inside me so it's facing the other way so the balls are hit my clit over and over. It does what it's supposed to do.

The smell reminded me of the first dildo I ever bought and I think that's the idea here. It's a good firmness, but still soft and a pretty good size for the price. If you can't afford a silicone dildo, the Ballsy Supercock will work just fine.

Toy Review: Cotton Candy Dildo

I am a big fan of the dildo. You can never have too many penises, I say. I've never tried a silicone one (believe it or not), so I was eager to try it and find out what all the fuss was about. The Cotton Candy Dildo from Babeland was the perfect size for me and a nice non-fake-human skin tone, which I appreciate. So far, so good.

I opened the package up and was immediately enticed by a little insert telling the story of the toy company's name sake, Beate Uhse. Born in East Prussia in 1919, she earned her pilots license in 1936, transported and accompanied aircraft to the front during WWII until she flew herself and her son out of Berlin in 1945. She then became a birth control advocate and in 1962 opened one of the first sex shop in the world. I have never before been compelled to check out an annual report before stuffing a cock up my twat.

But about the dildo! The problem I have with most dildo / vibrator combinations is that the vibrator part is always lacking. I don't like a lot of multi-tasking with my toys: dildos are for fucking and vibrators are for... vibrating. But I was willing to give this one a go. The feel of the silicone was a little odd right out of the box and it seemed almost too soft, but as soon as I poured on the lube and smoothed it around, I could feel the difference and it was nice! I laid back on the bed, spread my legs open to the breeze of my fan and slipped it in.

Okay, now I get the whole silicone thing.

It was so smooth! It didn't have that obviously manufactured feel that other dildos have. It was soft, but firm and it's the only fake penis I've ever had that felt closest to a real one. I could cuddle up with this. It was just the right width and just the right length. The Zippy Vibe was nestled into a hole in the base and was easy enough to turn on and turn up (however, it did tend to slip out easily). But as with most combos, the vibe part was lacking for me. The vibration was muffled and felt concentrated at the base, not where I wanted it to be. It was more distracting to me than anything. Then again, I'm a Hitachi set on high kind of gal. I ended up taking the vibe out and putting it right on my clit. That did the trick. With my other hand I went on jack-hammering myself with my new best friend.

I'm keeping the Zippy Vibe out as a handy, little pocket vibe and my usual, everyday dildo has now been banished to the auxiliary toy drawer. This one is going by the bed.

Side note: I think I need a better lube. I know enough not to use silicone lube on silicone toys, but what I was using didn't stay as slick as long with this toy. Anyone have a favorite lube for silicone?